While I’m still reeling from the shitshow that is Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, I do feel some relief to find myself blogging about two people who don’t actually make me want to throw up in my mouth. In this case, I’m referring to Brad Pitt and Sienna Miller.
Brad and Sienna are both newly single and both insanely sexy, and now they might be making out with each other on the down low, which I whole-heartedly support.
Multiple media outlets (including my forever go to, Us Weekly) have claimed that Brad and Sienna are “spending some time together.” Now, realistically, that could mean they are going on wine tasting, eating bagels, having nice conversations about the struggles of divorce, but this is Sienna Miller we are talking about. For the past 15 years she’s been like the horniest woman in Hollywood (respect!) and has bounced from grade A dick to grade A dick, so the chances of her “spending some time” with Brad Pitt and it involving clothes seems outlandish.
I never thought I would ever want Brad with anyone other than Angelina, but I’ve always liked Sienna Miller. I think she’s incredibly stylish and wildly sexy and she seems like a way more laid back person than Angelina Jolie, so I can really get behind this, because I think Brad could use a fun gal like Sienna to help him move on from Angelina’s hypno-vag.
Side note, not related to Brad and Sienna, but I would like to apologize for the sloppiness of my Rob and Chyna blog yesterday. I was just so excited to write it that I rushed it and left out a crucial picture that I actually made a joke about (the flat tummy tea joke), so here you go, this is the pic I left out. Brilliant: