On Friday one of the most spectacular Big Brother evictions took place. Not because Imogen went – you'd be hard pushed to find a more forgettable housemate – but because Nikki went back into the Big Brother house.
Aisleyne called Nikki and Pete's nauseating Big Brother reunion "the best love story ever," which must have pissed off Romeo and Juliet some – they can't be too impressed at having their crowns nicked off them by a ferociously wet hippy with a neurological condition and and annoying attention-seeking midget who cries when she sees a dirty towel. Still, on the plus side maybe Pete and Nikki will continue to ape Romeo and Juliet by killing themselves. Oh we're just kidding – we'd be happy if they only gave each other some superficial flesh wounds.
On Friday, one of the six remaining housemates will become the winner of Big Brother 7, but which one will it be? Each day this week we'll be taking an in-depth look into the housemates who've been annoying entertaining us for the last three months. That starts today with the Big Brother betting odds for Richard to win…
Richard – Of all the Big Brother housemates left in the house in the final week, we have to admit that we weren't really expecting to see Richard as one of them. But maybe this has been down to Richard's built-in adaptability – he's taken on all manner of roles in the three months since Big Brother started; he's been there to dole out fatherly advice to anyone dumb enough not to realise what a sanctimonious tit he is, he's been almost violently opposed to striking up conversations with any other homosexuals in the Big Brother house, he spent a few weeks adopting a ludicrous amount of airs and graces around Susie in the mistaken belief that she'd invite him back to Kent as her gay bald butler. Which she patently would never do – she wouldn't want anyone to know what a shitheap Kent is, for a start. But the reason why Richard will be first out the Big Brother house on Friday is simple – not once has Richard ever shown even the slightest amount of sexual terrorism, and the public feel let down as a result. Now, if he'd have anally raped Spiral in his sleep… Current Big Brother betting odds – 50/1
Tomorrow – Jennie's Big Brother betting odds.
[story by Stuart Heritage]
katie says
richard bye
Sk says
PETE 2 WIN XXXXX
Peter Rivendell says
There have been exactly two other homosexuals in the house – Shabazz who deserved to be shunned, and the lovely Michael, who was frankly terrified of Richard.
Richard has been a great contestant. Don`t confuse being Canadian and reasonably mature with being sanctimonious.
Pete will, I`m sure win – but only because he whistles and twitters like R2D2 – he`s emotionally completely closed and socially dysfunctional.