Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan is enjoying its second week at the top of the US weekend box office, meaning you'll be able to have even less meals in restaurants that aren't interrupted by some wiseass shouting "Do not shrink me, gypsy!" like he thinks he invented it.
Not just that, but Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan has done the unthinkable and actually taken even more money in its second week at the US weekend box office than it did in its first – making Borat the biggest film since The Departed. Which makes amputees strapping fist-shaped rubber dildos to their arm-stumps the new waving a strap-on cock into Matt Damon's face or something.
As well as Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan managing to improve its opening weekend box office haul on its second weekend, the US weekend box office is notable this week for having no big new films released, which means that the US weekend box office is almost identical to last week's. So fans of reading exactly the same old pithy stuff two weeks in a row, have we ever got a bloody treat for you! Here's the US weekend box office top five:
1 – Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (First Ricky Gervais and The Office colonises America, and now Sasha Baron Cohen has done it too – The 11 O'Clock Show really was a pot of gold. Coming soon: a blockbuster of epic proportions starring Iain Sodding Lee) $29,000,000
2 – The Santa Clause III: The Escape Clause (We're uneasy about this. In theory the release of The Santa Clause III means that the Christmas season is well and truly here. But doesn't the Christmas season officially start after you've watched one of Dick And Dom turn on the town lights in whatever pikey-filled hole you live in? A little respect for tradition goes a long way, Hollywood) $16,893,000
3 – Flushed Away (Like any film you care to imagine, but with more rats falling down the toilet) $16,710,000
4 – Stranger Than Fiction (Stranger Than Fiction has been called Will Ferrell's Truman Show. That means that Will Ferrell's The Majestic is just a matter of months away. Be afraid, people) $14,100,000
5 – Saw III (It's been a while since a movie rendered the act of a man drowning in the liquefied remains of dozens of maggoty pig corpses with the potentially Oscar-winning emotional intensity of Saw III) $6,600,000
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Nursultan Tulyakbayev says
Hey folks,
Do you really believe the lies and fabrications written by so called Borat? The guy never been to Kazakhstan
He can’t distinguish between kumys and shubat. Kazakh women seemes to be the same in his film, however they are sooooo different
Visit my site and explore true Kazakh artifacts
Nuri