Now that Britney Spears is a young free single redneck mother of two, you'd expect that she'd relish every pop taken at the expense of her almost supernaturally deluded estranged husband Kevin Federline, right?
Nope – in fact the opposite couldn't be more true. It's being reported that when Britney Spears saw Jimmy Kimmel taking the piss out of Kevin Federline at the American Music Awards earlier this week she flew into such an almighty rage that she demanded the Federline jokes be removed from the West Coast feed. Which they weren't. In fact, it's thought that Britney Spears hasn't been so angry since she was forced to go and apologise for dangerously driving her kids about instead of sitting at home cramming 14 packets of Cheetos into her face every hour.
You'd think that there'd be some animosity between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline after she recently decided to divorce him; after all, during their marriage Kevin Federline had used Britney Spears as a makeshift grow-bag for his offspring, spent so much of Britney Spears' money that she tried to take his credit cards away and generally complained about being married to Britney Spears so much that Britney Spears wrote a poem about what a tit Kevin Federline was and suddenly became frighteningly unsexy.
It doesn't end there either – since they've split up Kevin Federline has been trying to hawk around a Britney Spears sex tape that possibly doesn't even exist if he doesn't get custody of their children. So, if you were in Britney Spears' shoes, you'd probably enjoy watching a comedian tie Kevin Federline up in a box and throw him into the sea, wouldn't you? But strangely enough, that isn't the case. At the otherwise excitement-free American Music Awards, host Jimmy Kimmel performed the Federline/box gag, and Britney Spears – a presenter at the awards – reportedly flew into an almighty rage, as People reports:
"Britney was blindsided and upset," says a source familiar with the situation. "Some (of Spears's associates) were with her, and they were pissed. They asked that it not be shown on the (West Coast) feed." (The skit was indeed broadcast on the West Coast.)
And how did Britney Spears demonstrate her uncontrollable fury? By thundering out onstage and saying this:
"I'm so happy to be here."
Woah – we certainly wouldn't want to cross a woman capable of such intense bouts of aggression, that's for sure. Anyway, nobody seems to know why Britney Spears was so upset at seeing Kevin Federline shut in a box and flung into the ocean, but experts have it down to two possibilities. Either Britney Spears didn't want the father of her children to be made fun of in such a cruel way, or the alternative sketch that Britney Spears wrote that featured Kevin Federline having his testicles stabbed off and fed to him by the midget from Don't Look Now, spontaneously bursting into flames and staggering into the street where a passing jumbo jet inexplicably confuses him for a runway and lands on him, smooshing his cornrowed brains into the pavement was turned down at the last minute.
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Federline is a bad person
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sarah says
wtf i hate both of them so get over ya selves