Look, I’m sure that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are perfectly nice girls, but I think it’s time we all just admit the painfully obvious: these privileged little white girls are dumb as shit.
Kendall and Kylie have a clothing line for some reason, and they recently released a series of $125 t-shirts with their pictures printed over legendary musicians like The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, The Doors, and Ozzy Osbourne. And they did it without asking anyone’s permission.
Here is an example of some of the t-shirts in question:
Needless to say, a lot of people were pisssssssssed, and those who weren’t pissed were still confused. Like me, for example. I’m not pissed, but I’m confused as fuck. Like, how the fuck did they think this would be a good idea? Even if they’d gotten permission to use the band and artist pictures, what about a Kylie Jenner selfie filtered over the Metallica logo on a $125 t-shirt seems like a cool idea?!
The Doors sent the Jenner sisters a cease and desist for using their band image and logo, but other people, like Sharon Osbourne and Biggie’s mom were a bit harsher on the girls.
Ozzy’s outspoken wife took to Twitter to let the girls know she didn’t approve of the t-shirts:
“Girls, you haven’t earned the right to put your face with musical icons. Stick to what you know…lip gloss.”
Tbh, I am 100% on team Sharon because I would legit let a homeless man bleach my asshole with some Javex if Kendall and Kylie Jenner can name more than one song by Ozzy Osbourne or Black Sabbath.
Voletta Wallace, mother of the late Notorious B.I.G. was even harsher, saying on Instagram:
“The disrespect of these girls to not even reach out to me or anyone connected to the estate baffles me. I have no idea why the feel they can exploit the deaths of 2pac and my Son Christopher to sell a t-shirt. This is disrespectful, disgusting, and exploitation at its worst!!!”
Kendall and Kylie have since issued an apology which I don’t feel a huge need to repost because the fact that they were dumb enough to release these shirts is just too much for me. While they’ve pulled the t-shirts, Voletta Wallace still isn’t chill with them and it kind of seems like Kendall and Kylie have decided to spend 2017 looking like some dumb ass, privileged little white bitches who are super into exploiting black culture. First, Kendall does that INSANELY tone deaf Pepsi ad, then Kylie completely rips off Plugged NYC, a clothing company run by a young black woman, for her own Kylie Shop line. Are these two really THIS consistently stupid???
I mean, maybe they are, but what I REALLY don’t understand is how none of the black men these two are CONSTANTLY surrounded by never tell these bitches that these ideas are bad?! Corey Gamble, Tristan Thompson, Travis Scott, A$AP Rocky, Tyler the Creator, Taco, I see you all! Why are you not talking any sense to these bitches? Do you secretly hate them and want them to look bad?!
You’ll note that I didn’t mention Kanye West, and that’s because we KNOW his ass isn’t going to say anything to Kylie and Kendall because he’s too busy being trapped in the sunken place. #Pray4Kanye
John Tallbot says
All of your posts are absolutely hilarious. I don’t know how I have landed here but damn I’ve spent a good half hour cracking up. Keep up the good work
Rob says
Racist drivel.