The stars of Twilight are starting to realise that breaking away from Twilight will be harder than they thought.
Look at Robert Pattinson. His new film Remember Me limped into the lower quarters of the weekend box office on Sunday precisely because he wasn’t playing a creepy old vampire who keeps trying to have it off with schoolgirls. And, admit it, it’s only a matter of time before Taylor Lautner gives up acting to become a full-time dancer for gay chatline commercials.
But Kristen Stewart? She knows that the only way to secure an audience for herself post-Twilight is to dabble in half-hearted lesbianism every now and then. That’s why – ahead of her new film where she kisses Dakota Fanning – Kristen Stewart has called Lady Gaga ‘hot’. It’s controversial – not because of the lesbian implications, but because only an idiot would think that Lady Gaga is hot.
We don’t read much Twilight fan-fiction – because a) we’re adults and b) to our knowledge, nobody has ever written a piece of Twilight fan-fiction where all the principal characters get locked in a metal trunk and buried in the desert – but we’d imagine that most of it would be about Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner getting it on with each other. Increasingly, though, it looks like that’s way off the mark – because if any same-sex Twilight stars are going to hook up, it’ll be Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning.
Outside of Twilight – where Kristen Stewart plays Bella and Dakota Fanning presumably plays the creepy-eyed child vampire who weirds everyone out whenever she talks (we haven’t seen it) – Kristen and Dakota are set to star in The Runaways, the film where nothing happens for ages and then Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning kiss even though they’ve both got really crap haircuts.
The kissing scene is a brilliant ploy. It’s essentially Kristen Stewart showing that she doesn’t just want to make films for chubby, incontinent teenagers any more. She wants to make films for chubby, incontinent lesbian teenagers. If she has to kiss the freaky toddler from War Of The Worlds, then so be it. And if she has to pretend that she finds Lady Gaga attractive as well, then so be that too. MTV reports:
“She’s really hot,” Kristen Stewart told MTV News about Gaga. “She’s got a look.” Co-star Dakota Fanning concurred: “I am a fan of Lady Gaga because I think she’s a really good singer and a really great entertainer and when you watch her perform, you know it’s going to be a show. I think that’s really cool.”
Still, whatever the thought processes behind it, we’d like to wish Kristen Stewart all the best with her faux-lesbianism. Hopefully making a bold statement like this will only lead to bigger and better things for her – after all, it certainly worked for Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, no, wait.
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Emma says
Stewart is bold and fearless. She is a single force behind whatever success the Runaways will get by promoting it for free for past year with her STRATIGIC mullet hair cut ,she has been parading in the middle of the Twilight. I did not knew anything about The Runaways(I guess I was born sort of late) Until that girl showed off her head. I have followed the links, did reading about the band, found about that main members of it are still alive and will see the movie. My 12 years old knows now who are the Runaways. If not for Kristen
elllie says
I Knew it!!! I love kristen! I can read ppl very well! And I knew it! I wached a video of her and dakota last night and she looked at dakota like she was inlove with her. And she givs off the vibe every time I see her. But I think it’s cool and have nothing against it. I would turn for her in a heartbeat!
tee says
LADY GAGA IS HOT
tee says
and i am not a fool for saying that and neither is kristen…and maybe if u read bout the runaways u would know that the kissing scene is not some kind of ploy…it happened
Melissa L. says
I think Lady Gaga is hot. Not much into her clothes, but she is hot.
Nate says
Shut the fuck up you closeted homophobic fagot!
ekkko says
hey stuart,
how does it feel to suck cock per the hour to make a living? and what kind of pathetic website is this anyway….
lapdite31 says
LMAO this idiotic “writer” certainly has some issues with his sexuality..”only an idiot would think that Lady Gaga is hot.”
WTF???? Do you know HOW many men AND women (gay, straight, and bi) find Lady Gaga to be very attractive?? Only and IDIOT who is sexually disturbed will deny the fact that Lady Gaga, behind all the costumes and tranny makeup, is a VERY attractive young girl.
You’re worse than the fkcing leeches and the tabloid whores who post their bullsh^t stories for money and publicity.
katie88 says
What faux-lesbianism! Just let her snort some lines, smoke a joint and she’ll boink anything around even a guitar! This whole is it Robert or Taylor is bull. It’s as many as she can go through in a night. Before all you young children defend her, remember her track record. Kristen has already proven that she loves a threesome! If she can hurt and humilate you while having it the happier she is.
Emma says
Lapdite31 you are right. Gaga is a pretty girl behind all that schmattas.Accept her for who she is.
to Ekkko:
what are you taking about? Are you drunk? Are you reffering to Kristen’s new movie , drama with a fallen teen prostitute? If it is so disturbing to you I must see it “Welcome to riley” is it?
By the way the activity you are talking about , done with a right partner- feels GREAT!
Kitsune says
Oh my god hahahahahahahaha. Did you really just say that? I have a suggestion: Think. That’s it. Then we can get to expressing yourself constructively.
Kitsune says
It’s the kind for people with inteligence that understand humor. If you feel out of place it’s understandable.
Kitsune says
Do you know how many men and women (despite their sexuality) find Lady Gaga to be very attractive? Because you imply you do. You also imply that being attracted to a person in costume and who dresses like a transvestite is proof of a healthy sexual appetite, by saying “Only and IDIOT who is sexually disturbed will deny the fact that…” I’m sure sasquatch is a fetching fellow under all that hair too, but I don’t see women running out to the forrests to procure a night alone with him. But if, like you imply you do, you have exact number of how many people find her attractive then i suggest you present them. And if your counting me then minus one. Because I don’t find her attractive at all.
Lisa says
^^ loooove how everyone above me clearly does not have ANY intelligence whatsoever.
Erwin B. says
Is this true? I would divorce my wife for the girl like that. So she can realy enjoy intimacy withot being intimidated? Wow, girl, I love even more now! Keep this way.
whatever says
ok.. seriously wtf are you taling about? faux-lesbianism? have you not seen pictures of kristen from before she was involved in any of the twilight movies? she was such a tomboy! she is not the type who changes her looks to promote a movie! she did it after a while with twilight, looking more like a straight girl, but i honestly think that was her being pushed by summit. i believe she is at least biexual. but it is none of our business really and people should shut up about who anybody is dating. but since you’re so stupid.. it is not faux-lesbianism. can you not see how much more confortable she looks now, than what she did while promoting twilight? all the gay girls and many straight girls and guys i’ve ever talked to thinks she is at least bisexual. it would be really weird if so many people were so wrong.
Gaydar Inc. says
Pretending* to be a lesbian??
Please return your gaydar for servicing.
Foxxy says
hahaha! SERIOUSLY!
Preach Brother! says
lol!