Have you heard the news? Mel Gibson has got his new girlfriend pregnant! Wait, you had heard the news?
You’d heard the news because it’s been widely known for weeks? Fine. But have you heard the news of Mel Gibson’s impending fatherhood as told by a jittery, shifty-looking middle-aged man who looks as if he harbours several controversial beliefs regarding the Jewish faith? You haven’t? Good, because Mel Gibson did all of that himself on Jay Leno last night.
And the truth is that Mel Gibson got her pregnant and soon he’ll be a dad again. And that’s it. Ta-daaaah!
For a man who doesn’t have any new films coming out until at least next year, Mel Gibson is everywhere at the moment. Everywhere. He’s all over the internet, filling up magazines and on celebrity TV shows so often that we’re genuinely getting nostalgic for the time when he was forced into exile because everyone hated him and actively wanted his career to end.
This sudden wave of attention is, of course, all down to the recent comings and goings in Mel Gibson’s personal life. In the space of – if memory serves correct – about three seconds, Mel Gibson divorced his wife, started going out in public with his new Russian girlfriend and then knocked her up good and proper.
It’s all a bit bewildering, really. Not because the story behind Mel Gibson’s divorce has yet to properly come to light, but because it’s mildly horrifying that any woman would let a man who spent so many years growing such a horrible mullet get close enough to her to make pregnant even a distant possibility.
However, despite all the headlines he’s generated, Mel Gibson hasn’t actually spoken about any of these developments in public – which is probably down to the fear that he’d use a television appearance as an excuse to get drunk, call everyone ‘Sugartits’ and end up explaining at length why the Jews are to blame for everything from all global conflicts to the way that sometimes vending machines don’t accept your coins first time – but now, finally, he has.
Mel Gibson was the first of Jay Leno’s final-week special guests last night, which gave him a chance to fully and frankly get his side of the story across in incredible detail. People reports:
Leno joked with Gibson about his dating a younger woman. “What, is she 17, 18?” Leno asked. Gibson replied that Oksana Grigorieva was almost 40 and “now I am going to have two women mad at me!” Leno then said, “The rumor I have heard is that you guys are going to have a child?” Gibson then confirmed, “This is true. We’re gonna have a child.”
See? You don’t get more fuller or franker than “We’re gonna have a child,” do you? Still, maybe Mel Gibson is waiting to explain the pregnancy in one of the ways he’s most comfortable with – either by making a four-hour gore-porn movie about it where everyone speaks in Chicomuceltec, or by incoherently screaming it at a policeman who’s just arrested him for drink-driving.
We’d prefer the latter, by the way.
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tony says
his new gal looks like octomom
Aleksyj says
Oksana Pochepa http://www.sexy.banzaj.pl/Oksana-Pochepa-nowa-dziewczyna-Mela-Gibsona-285.html