Form an orderly queue, ladies – goonish, fake-titted, wonky-eyed goth rocker Marilyn Manson is single and back on the market again after Dita Von Teese, his wife of one whole year, decided to file for divorce from the hardly-spooky shouty clown.
While it's undeniably sad that Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are divorcing, it shouldn't come as too much of shock because, frankly, living with either of them looks like it'd be a bit of a headache. But divorcing they are, with sources close to Dita Von Teese are saying the divorce came about because Marilyn Manson just had too many demons for her to cope with. Marilyn Manson himself is keeping quiet on the matter, but it's hoped that all the angst and rage that he feels about the divorce will be poured into his brand new album, provisionally entitled Boo Hoo Hoo, My Fairy Princess Has Left Me With Nobody To Cuddle.