The Mr & Mrs Smith movie from a couple of years ago was cool, wasn't it? Excitement from beginning to end, that's what Mr & Mrs Smith was, even though everyone who watched it completely forgot about it the moment they left the cinema.
For those of you who can't remember, this is what mostly happened during Mr & Mrs Smith. There was a gunfight. Then an explosion. Then a car chase. Then another gunfight. Then a car chase with a gunfight at the same time. Then someone drove a car off an exploding building while firing guns at it. Then a gun started driving an exploding car off a bridge into a lake of petrol and oily rags, which exploded. Then it finished. Now, imagine what Mr & Mrs Smith would have been like with a budget so tiny that nothing was allowed to explode or crash whatsoever, because that's what you're about to get – ABC has greenlit a Mr & Mrs Smith TV show.