It’s the end of our first week looking at some of the Strictly Come Dancing contestants who’ll be gracing your screens in a few weeks dressed up like nightmarish Spanish waiters and/or prostitutes to try and entertain you by jiggling around.
It doesn’t take a genius to work out which of the recently-announced Strictly Come Dancing contestants will be good at dancing and which will be rubbish – you just need to look at them. Are they bald? Male and shorter than their dance partner? Female and ‘older’? Then they probably won’t win Strictly Come Dancing. Are they recently retired sportsmen or booby young women who can barely cover their nipples with the scrap of fabric masquerading as their outfits? Then they’re the sort of people who you should probably place a Strictly Come Dancing bet on. But what about today’s Strictly Come Dancing contestant?
Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kate Garraway, with help from Paddy Power…
Kate Garraway – Who the hell is Kate Garraway? By and large, Kate Garraway is the female GMTV presenter who you don’t want to punch. Men of a certain age go weak at the knees at the very mention of Kate Garraway, but we suspect that’s because she’s got gigantic breasts and they’re all in the midst of some awful mid-life crisis. Kate Garraway smokes like a bastard, which might not be great for Strictly Come Dancing; and is fighting an overactive thyroid, which is good because strenuously dancing all day for three months is well-known to make people fatter. Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – 12/1
Next week – Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Brian Capron and Kenny Logan. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
JBollocks says
Sorry, I was just looking a bit closer at that photo and I’m not sure if that’s physically possible.
She seems to be supported by his third leg. It’s certainly added a new dimension to “Come Dancing” for me.