In the right hands, a celebrity sex tape can be a wonderful thing – a glimpse into the private lives of those richer, prettier and more successful than you will ever be.
But those celebrity sex tapes are few and far between. Sadly, most celebrity sex tapes are badly-lit snoozefests featuring out-of-shape Z-listers at their most unflattering. They?re the exact scientific opposite of arousing. Get caught unaware by, say, Screech from Saved By The Bell?s celebrity sex tape and you can kiss goodbye to your libido – and probably your eyesight – forever.
Here are the ten worst offenders. Don't worry – we're not going to show you the actual sex tapes. Your breakfast is safe where it is…