Brooke Shields can do nothing right – even the aviation disasters she participates in are underwhelming.
You see, Brooke Shields was in a plane crash. Don’t worry, though, because it was crap. There was no fire, no twisted shards of steel and glass. Not even any injuries, in fact – Brooke Shields’ plane simply rolled backwards after landing and damaged a car’s wing mirror.
That sounds quite mediocre, but we’re not done yet. The plane’s other passenger was Jim Belushi. Brooke Shields and Jim Belushi in a pointlessly minor plane crash. You just can’t get more mediocre than that. Not without the involvement of Keane, anyway.