Directing a Twilight film is a big job. Are you faithful to the book? Can you make Robert Pattinson look vaguely human?
Do you hate Twilight with such a passion that the thought of it alone makes you want to sick up some blood into a nun’s eye? If you’ve answered yes to all of these questions then you’re perfectly suited to be a Twilight director. Just look at Twilight 3 director David Slade – before he was hired he wrote on Twitter that he wouldn’t watch Twilight drunk, on acid or at gunpoint.
Which, we think, means that we’re directing Twilight 4.