Any child of the nineties will remember not wanting to go to school. Not because the education system was as messed up as Chloe Sims? face, or because of the taunts of ?the three stripe-clad knuckle-draggers who marked themselves as the school’s social elite.
It was because they wanted nothing more than to watch The Big Breakfast.
The alternative breakfast show has been hosted by pretty much everyone on television, but really came into its own with Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen at the helm. It was brash, bright and loud: just what a child wants instead of stupid Maths and History. Tell the truth, where has Maths or History ever got you that knowing how to sing the ?Vital Statistics? song hasn't? Nowhere, that's where.