God in heaven but this is a game. The first time we played Destructo-Truck, we dedicated close to four hours to it. We’re not lying. We wish we were.
All Destructo-Truck does is let you fire a truck off a ramp to see how many buildings you can destroy. But the upgrades are so wonderful, and tantalising, that you’ll keep striving for more and more and more of them, until you’re driving a souped-up juggernaut with a space shuttle rocket attached to it. Destructo-Truck may well eat your life. But there’s a good chance it’s worth it.