Friday 11th December, approximately 8.00pm. Deeply dislikeable grinning toad Dom Joly was on the receiving end of some instant justice after a disgruntled commuter decided to take a swing at him on the train, presumably still seething from the hugely ungracious, boorish performance the ?comic? put in on ?I'm a Celebrity?.
We know this because the self-involved human embodiment of the word ?gloat? tweeted the whole thing in real time. Do not look at his Twitter page ? it features several pictures of Joly being predictably ?zany?. The incident started innocuously:
?Getting hassled by a drunk on the train home- oh the joy of minor celebrity status…….? tweeted the man once described by no less than Pierce Brosnan as a “persistent little fat fuck”. It's time to look at yourself when James Bond starts calling you.