Rod Stewart with his lad in his hand, standing over you, pulsatingly erect. Do you like that image? DO YOU?
Well, Penny Lancaster clearly does, as she’s permitted Rod to put his rod in her, and now she’s got an ickle baby growing in her bellyhole.
Rod, preempting comments about his extreme age and cadaverous appearance, states:
“As a parent of a new child, I'll maybe only be around for 25 years at most. But it will be a happy, loving 25 years.”