Have you had trouble being convinced by the new Star Trek trailer because Captain Kirk isn’t in a wig and a girdle?
Us too. But hope is at hand. Even though Star Trek hasn’t been released yet, Paramount has hired a bunch of writers to script a sequel. This is obviously the start of a series of relentless, progressively worsening Star Trek movies that will end when the cast are tubby 70-year-olds who openly despise one another.
In the meantime, however, at least we have Chris Pine‘s album of spoken-word Bob Dylan interpretations to look forward to. Which is something.